Lyrics

Good looks and personality
make a list, she’s got everything
Nothing’s missing, not a single thing
Which leaves me wondering why...

She would give him the time of day
It can’t be true, there can be no way
I want to hear you try to explain
the inexplicable

Chorus
He must have a big bank account
A really, really big bank account
What else explains or could ever account
any fool can see
A really, really big bank account
I am convinced and there is no doubt
Otherwise, she would be with me

I’ve thought about it really long and hard
I get depressed and it breaks my heart
He’s got nothing yet he holds the cards
But she is better with me

Good looks and personality
he’s got neither, so obviously
There must be something you cannot see
with the naked eye

Repeat chorus